(2) In order to get there I am going to build a 100,000 seat stadium and give away beer during "worship" time so people can get "in the right spirit". Then, instead of preaching, I am going to show episodes of "Foster's home for Imaginary Friends" and "Teen Titans", and then take 10 minutes afterwards to emote over the value of imagination and self-actualization.
In Jesus' name, amen.
(3) Will you still be my friend if I get on that list?
;-)
Rusty
· 3 years ago
that top ten is horiffic =/
James Swan
· 3 years ago
I vote for Joyce Meyer. She scares me. Nothing like a scary woman to get my vote.
Who does her hair? I vote for her to.
pilgrim
· 3 years ago
Well at least they said most influential, not most Godly example or most scriptural. Unfortunately, too many of those who are influential teach another gospel.
I don't write that lightly, I love the gospel, and the Church. But that list is scary overall.
Micah
· 3 years ago
At least Piper finished ahead of Dr. Phil.
Gratia
· 3 years ago
*Ahem* George Bush???
Lady Raven
· 3 years ago
Heh, I'll take Dr Phil over Joyce Meyer, he has less hair.
Notice there isn't a solid theologian amidst the top ten...-->
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(2) In order to get there I am going to build a 100,000 seat stadium and give away beer during "worship" time so people can get "in the right spirit". Then, instead of preaching, I am going to show episodes of "Foster's home for Imaginary Friends" and "Teen Titans", and then take 10 minutes afterwards to emote over the value of imagination and self-actualization.
In Jesus' name, amen.
(3) Will you still be my friend if I get on that list?
;-)
Who does her hair? I vote for her to.
Unfortunately, too many of those who are influential teach another gospel.
I don't write that lightly, I love the gospel, and the Church. But that list is scary overall.
Notice there isn't a solid theologian amidst the top ten...-->